The Skunk

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by YankeeFanForLife! (Picapiedra: king of the boards!) on Saturday, 05-Sep-2009 13:21:43

A man and his wife were driving home one cold night when the wife asks her
husband to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the
road, and she got out to see if it was still alive.

It was, and she said to her husband, "It's nearly frozen to death. Can we
take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?"

He says, "OK, get in the car with it."

"Where shall I put it to keep warm?" the wife asks.

He says, "Put it in between your legs. It's nice and warm there."

Giggling she asks, "But what about the smell?"

He replies, "Just hold his little nose."

The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat him with,
died at the scene.

Post 2 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Saturday, 05-Sep-2009 15:03:56

rotfl!. lol

Post 3 by SunshineAndRain (I'm happily married, a mom of two and a fulltime college student.) on Sunday, 06-Sep-2009 12:48:34

Dear me.

Post 4 by Feathered Serpent (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Sunday, 06-Sep-2009 14:13:43

hahaha.

Post 5 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Sunday, 06-Sep-2009 14:35:22

LOL, good one.

Post 6 by Eleni21 (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Monday, 07-Sep-2009 19:43:14

haha lol Nice.

Post 7 by SexySquirrel (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Friday, 11-Sep-2009 14:58:39

hahahahaha! That was awesome!

Post 8 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Sunday, 13-Sep-2009 21:14:11

Lol! Nice one. This is sort of cute.